Monthly Archives: September 2012

Is No Facebook the New Facebook? - It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook

When he said the words, “I deleted my Facebook,” I thought I was in an alternate universe.

“I’m sorry, what?” I dumbly asked again, convinced I had misheard such a ludicrous declaration.

“Well, I, like, decided to delete it. Kind of. On a whim. I wanted to see if I actually had as many friends in real life as I do virtually. It turns out I don’t.”

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Pools, Parties and Other Problems

I should begin by telling you that I’m writing this post while eating leftover cold pizza and feeling really great about my body. /snark

That aside, I’d like to say, “Congratulations, fellas. We did.” Did what? You may ask.

We made it through swimsuit season.

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